Chock another one up for dumb criminals of the year. Two storage workers in Georgia are accused of stealing $65,000 worth of frozen chicken wings. Dewayne Patterson, 35 and Renaldo Jackson, 26, allegedly used a rental truck on Jan. 12 to steal 10 warehouse pallets of frozen wings from Nordic Cold Storage in Lawrenceville, GA.
The duo was arrested on Wednesday and charged with one count of felony theft. The theft comes at a time when demand and prices for chicken wings are at the highest. They were later plucked from jail on a $2,950 bond. However, the wings have flown the coop and were never found.